They could have had it all...rollin' in the hay...

Instead they're rollin' in the mud... being hurled at them from every direction. My heart goes out to both Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.The sad truth of the matter is - they never could have had it all - NEVER EVER and it has nothing to do with the fact that Ashton is to puberty what Demi is to menopause. No, that's neither here nor there. The only thing that could save their marriage would be if Ashton were to go back to his mother's womb for two weeks and re-emerge a Pisces. Fat chance of that happening. I only have their dates of birth, not the times, and from what I could see it is nothing short of a miracle that they lasted this long!

Ashton has his Sun, Moon, Mercury and Venus all in the cool, stubborn, detached, freedom-loving sign of Aquarius. In utterly amazing contrast, Demi has her Sun, Mercury and Venus in red-hot, passionate and magnetic Scorpio, with her moon in warm, cosy and ever-so sensual Taurus. How they lasted this long, I can only surmise is they both wanted to prove the critics wrong who said at the beginning of their liaison that it would never last. They are both double fixed signs and both would be equally stubborn in their ways.

I hate to see people make mistakes, especially avoidable ones. Demi should have stayed with Bruce Willis. The astrological chemistry was so much better there. They could have got therapy and actually worked it out. But...maybe Bruce and Demi could do the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton thing, (getting married and un-married 3 times) since they are both the same star signs reversed. When a scorpio (Demi) loves a pisces (Bruce) the embers of love forever burn...When she married Ashton it was to show Bruce what a scorpion's sting felt like...

Too bad the stars of the silver screen don't pay more attention to the stars in the heavens. The rules are the same for all of us.

Now that the damage is done and Bruce is happily married with a new baby, I think Demi and Ashton should do a clean swap with J-Lo and Marc Anthony. Seriously, I'm not kidding, from the astrological perspective Lioness J-Lo and Ashton would make more than sweet music together, and rumour has it she loves younger men. I pride myself in my matchmaking skills. Sensitive Marc Anthony with his Sun in gentle Virgo and Moon in equally sweet and gentle Cancer would be a match made in heaven for Demi.

Please oh please...If I could only get this information out to the Universe and Hollywood and Ashton, Demi, J-Lo and Marc - Just think how many people I could make happy! There is a mate out there for every soul.

Tune in tomorrow for very important news concerning a major astrological planetary event happening on the 24th November which is going to affect everyone of us...I'll give suggestions on how to best deal with it.

Cheery bye bye for now!

Patricia xxx